Saturday, August 18, 2012


I don't know what came over me the other day, but I got stuck into some internet shopping. After selecting a very rad baby present for an impending birth (seriously, cool Aunty Carly wins again with this one), and my favourite dress in a new print at Asos , I stopped in at 6 dollar shirts the source of my much admired "I'm on a Boat" t-shirt where I couldn't resist Doctor Who and Hitchhiker's Guide t-shirts. I also couldn't help myself, for the low low price of $2.95 I ordered a 'random mystery t-shirt'...the print and colour is totally up to them, so hopefully it's something like this, and not like this. What was most awesome about shopping at this particular site, was the notification email I received...

Our minions have looked over and dropped their jaws in awe at the genius that is your amazing fashion sense. It takes true genius to pick such impeccable design and color combinations, so naturally our crews’ first instincts were to wear Kennedy masks, stick your order under their shirts and flee. Luckily shock collars and therefore self-restraint have been put to use and your order is safely packaged. 

After the shocking and ‘Don’t tase me, bro’s were over, a ceremonial candle was lit and suddenly the entire 6dollarshirts crew felt a massive amount of dopamine release in their brains as our shipping specialist tenderly placed the shipping label containing the following request...

...As the package was sent on its way to you, our entire staff skipped out into the street and did a full out 5-minute Von Trapp family dance routine as we sang “So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, adieu, Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu,” in 18-part harmony. For the grand finale, Juggy hit the final “Goodbye” note and did a cartwheel landing in a split.

Please practice precautions upon the arrival of your 6dollarshirts. Side effects include but are not limited to: Larger biceps, defined cheek bones, increased sexual prowess, thick luscious.. hair, attaining wealth, promotions at work, rapid increase of IQ points, winning lottery numbers, fat loss and double rainbows.

I can't wait to get home and acquire larger biceps and winning lottery numbers!!

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