Dear Shwarma Man
Oh, it's been too long!! I wanted to tell you about the shwarma I got in Cairo...it was awful. For starters, the man didn't even have garlic sauce! Can you imagine??? And then, to make matters worse, he put the meat into a bread roll, like a hot dog roll!! I know, crazy right? It was really terrible, I felt quite sick afterwards, and wished that you were there to make me an awesome shwarma.
Thanks for being there tonight Shwarma Man.