Friday, October 2, 2009

Holy Hicksville!!

In news today:

Holy Moly! Boy 'kills alligator 20 times his size

A five-year-old Texan boy has reportedly killed a 3.7-metre, 365-kilogram alligator that was 20 times his size. Simon Hughes shouted "holy moly" when he saw the beast, but killed it with a single shot from his "junior-sized .410-gauge shotgun", the Houston Chronicle said.

"I wasn't even afraid," he told a local TV network. "Next year I'm going to kill me a bigger alligator."

What the news article failed to include was the "hyuck!" that came out of little Simon's mouth after "I'm going to kill me a bigger alligator." Meanwhile, who gives a 5 year old a gun???

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