Wow, Monday night was great wasn't it Shwarma Man? It was fantastic when those other customers left just as I was walking in, and you gave me a big smile. I'm sure I heard the theme from "Chariots of Fire" playing in the distance somewhere. Anyway, it was just like old times.
I'd been so angry when I walked in, because of all the strangers who'd kept knocking on my door asking to see the plumbing on the balcony. Well Shwarma Man, you know me, I don't just let strange men into my house. And I told these guys that. So what did they do? They sent a woman up! She couldn't believe it when I told her that I also didn't let strange women into my house. There was a lot of raised voices being directed at me, and it wasn't my fault Shwarma Man. I don't know why their plumbing wasn't working. Our plumbing wasn't working either, but they didn't seem to care about that.
Anyway, your smiling face made me feel a lot better. And thanks for your suggestion of adding french fries to my chicken shwarma...nice touch!