Dear Shwarma Man
This is a special thank you letter for being particularly wonderful last night. Julie has been keeping up to date with your wonderfulness and so you had a pretty big reputation to live up to. I'm glad you were in good form, serving us before all the men, that was pretty sweet. But you know what the best thing is Shwarma Man? Julie didn't get sick from the shwarma!! How amazingly rad is that?!
So thanks Shwarma Man, for your continuing greatness.
P.S. Also, thanks for waving at me when I walked past the other day, you made my day!