Thursday, September 10, 2009

The Life of a (stereotypical) Lebanese Man

0-9 - Dress up in camoflague gear and play with your very realistic semi-automatic weapon

10-19 - Set off fire crackers at all times of the day and night

20-29 - Hoon around in your hotted up beamer, slowing down whenever you pass a woman of any age so she can better appreciated your sub-woofers pumping out sappy love songs (like "My Heart Will Go On). If you can't afford a beamer, a scooter or motorbike will suffice, in which case, hoon up and down the road practicing your wheelies

30-39 - Realise that women aren't so different and strange after all, getting married and settle down

40-49 - Become a functioning and contributing member of society

50-59 - Go through a midlife crisis and become a taxi driver where you can yell at everyone, honk your horn excessively, and try to run down the guys on scooters

60- 100 - Become a functioning and contributing member of society

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